Bones broken by stones and sticks
These bandaids just won't fix.
Soothing to hear thru my headphones
A nice reminder i'm not alone
Simple pleasures make me feel at home
It's like I never hear the dial tone.
Give me more Carly Rae
Some Sigrid and i'm okay.

I remember being drunk and deconstructing "Uptown Funk"
The radio's wild, treats my brain like a child.
Think back to when you drank your mother's milk
That little melody was smooth like silk
Repackaged with a bow for you.
How cool.

They got what they want
I fell into their trap
and just like a moth to a flame,
I came back again.
I'm a slave to the rhythm
I sway to the beat
and when that Paramore song comes on
You best believe I stomp my goddamn feet.

I remember being drunk and deconstructing "Uptown Funk"
The radio's wild, treats my brain like a child.
Think back to when you drank your mother's milk
That little melody was smooth like silk
Repackaged with a bow for you.
How cool.

Your kiss is on my list, your kiss I can't resist
Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who thinks that I am the one
I got soul but i'm not a solider
Wish they all could be California Girls
I got my mind set on you
Whip it, whip it good.

I remember being drunk and deconstructing "Uptown Funk"
The radio's wild, treats my brain like a child.
Think back to when you drank your mother's milk
That little melody was smooth like silk
Repackaged with a bow for you.
How cool.